Forgive me if I seem,
to be impatient and obscene,
It s just I d like to fall so flat,
and hear the voices shouting back.

Tinkerbell should have waited
before turning on the tv show,
Tinkerbell should have waited
before turning on the tv show.

As orange buffoons dance,
they booked a faker in advance,
Left purple jungles in a trance,
to raise the nepotistic chant.

Tinkerbell should have waited
before turning on the tv show,
Tinkerbell should have waited
before turning on the tv show.

Tinkerbell should have waited
before turning on the tv show,
She should have waited,
she should have waited,
before the show.

The tv show, (la la la la la la) the tv show
The tv show, (la la la la la la) the tv show

So you want to be a star?
Tell the monkey where you are,
Look the monkey in the eye,
(the tv show, the tv show)

Did you fly into a rage?
Did you lust for centre stage?
Look the monkey in the eye,
(the tv show, the tv show)

Did you yearn to leave your mark?
did you swear that you d go far?
look the monkey in the eye,
(the tv show, the tv show)

If you want to be a star,
tell the monkey where you are,
look the monkey in the eye.
(the tv show, the tv show)

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